69 questions

1. Have you ever wondered how your partner would rate you sexually? Of course, I'm a bloke. 2. Do you think it would be a high rating.. I do have my days. 3. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yup, I love places that are very...

Euphoric re-call - 'Old Berty v The Crotchety Old

'Old Berty v The Crotchety Old Man!' It was a usually warm day in Tully Heads in the north of Queensland when we pulled up at the caravan park. The owner was a ‘Crotchety old man (COM)’ (Thanks for that Lyn, he would have loved you)...

Professional Writing - Foundation Degree.

Bath Spa University I had to write an application for the reasons why I wanted to do this course (Professional writing, foundation degree) and this is what I came up with. What do you guys reckon, would you sign me up? ...

The Darwin awards.

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here are the glorious top 10 winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a...

Annoying passengers on planes

Make sure ya click link below What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating: 1- Remove your laptop from its bag 2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully 3- Turn on 4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching ...

How to get to heaven in Ireland

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they Understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and Gave all my money to the church, would...

FRAGGLEROCKS BLOG !!!!!!

After FRAGGLEROCK posted his blog titled 'Ok lets have it HARR HARR HEE HEE' (deleted now for some strange reason) asking people to tell him what they really thought. I thought this a to good an offer to refuse so I told him straight, as a friend what...

5 Squared

So I got tagged and I have since learned I was to tag 5 more people... hmmm. Instead I'll post 5 more 5's. 5 favorite books: 5) Excession, a culture novel by Ian M Banks 4) River God, Wilber Smith 3) LOTR 2) Tom Sharpe 1) Lee Child...

Scamp the squirrel !!!!

I woke this morning at around 4:30 am which is none to unusual for me, as I'm naturally a day person. When the sun is up so am I, by about midnight I'm pretty much beat, a bit like Cinderella. Today the morning weather was fine, unlike...

THIS IS IMPORTANT WISH LIST !!!!!!

Ok I am going to do two wish lists here as THATS HOW IMPORTANT I THINK I AM !!!! This first wish list is my selfish one and the second will be a thoughts one. 1: I wish I could be immortal or at least choose my time of death so...