Rain

Its raining at night ............ I love it! I wish I had someone to snuggle and share with !!!!!!!

Stolen Layers

I stole this from Vampy! LAYER ONE: -- Name: Lord Pharquar Phattington 3rd -- Birthday: 03/05/70 -- Birthplace: Leeds, England -- Current Location: Bedroom -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hair Color:Blonde -- Height: 6'2" --...

Michael Jackson - Jokes !

Come on .......... Lets hear 'em Michael Jacksons not going to get buried, he's going to be re-cycled into shopping bags! So he can remain white, plastic and dangerous to kids!

Glastonbury and the British weather.

  As those on this side of the pond may not know, it is that time of the year for revellers to head to the spiritual epicenter of the English countryside for a few days of debauchery. Year after year the heavens open up and try and drown as many...

Ha ha ha ha Stupid Skippy !!!

SYDNEY (Reuters) – The mystery of crop circles in poppy fields in Australia's southern island state of Tasmania has been solved -- stoned wallabies are eating the poppy heads and hopping around in circles. "We have a problem with...

Fricken Seagulls !!!!

Back home in Australia seagill are rather small, noisy, pesky creatures which launch a mass offensive when ever your having fish and chips down at the beach. They have even been known to swoop down on your barby and snach a snag or two. ...

Farting in bed - Joke

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes...

Scribbles challenge #34

'Game, set and match there Viv’ Steve smiled as he knew how much she hated to lose, the look on her face was priceless. ‘Well Viv, looks like it’s your shout, again, some people never understand the insurmountable obstacles before them and...

Scribbles challenge 32 - Looking back.

The flight to London was long and boring, 8hrs non stop from India for a wee bit of self discovery amounted into realising how much I hated flying. Landing at Heathrow airport loaded up like a Nepalese Sherpa was no fun either, I couldn’t wait to get...

I have an idea !!!

Going to the zoo! I don’t know about you guys but as a kid I was ever disappointed by going to the zoo. After watching David Attenborough and his TV shows Life on Earth etc, going to the zoo hardly cut it. The...

I am sorry guys, I really really am :-(

As you guys have recently found out, I am what is known as a pervert. As unfortunate as that maybee with my shoe, feet and ankle fetish, that is not the full extent of my malady. This prime example of gent before you, also has further perversions...

Call me a perve !!!!! - I dare ya !!!!

  Some may call me wierd, some may call me a perve. I cannot see how anybody, both man and women, could not get a thrill from womens ankles, feet and shoes !!!!!! This what the generous and magnificent people at google bought to my eager attention...

A little piece of Phats childhood !!!!

What is it about pain that is so funny? We can watch some poor kid grind his face down the bitumin and we cant stop laughing! Bones can be broken and limbs maimed but we still manage to sifle a chuckle. I myself as a kid, used to take advantage...

Biker joke

A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy pub in Gallowgate, Glasgow. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at...

Womens shoes !!!

As a man, going shopping with a woman is a nightmare! Trying on this, trying on that it rally does my bonk in! There is one item of clothing that I could watch a woman try on all day and the next. That is shoes. Call me kinky call me wierd and...

Joke .......

An old Italian lived alone in Melbourne . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in Pentridge prison. The...

Should I stay or should I go !

  Sho uld I stay or should I go ! There are times in life where everything just keeps getting better on the women front. In Australia, this is called a purple patch. You just can’t make a wrong move, usually happens right after girls...

Why aren’t women like windows ?

I have noticed that us men are rather simple creatures, with simple desires. We are kinda like a Chevy V8. Low maintenance, comfortable to drive and when you need the ponies just dig in your heels. We can trundle along all day without a hitch...