And the answer is 20 .....

    As some of you whom have read 'Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy' will know, the answer to life the universe and everything is 42! Unfortunatly for the late and great Douglas Adams In my part of the universe he is wrong. The...

Need a wee bit of help here .....

I am trying to organise my Blogs into categories but am not wanting to re-post the whole lot ...... How do I get around this problem ????? Anyone

Another bad taste joke !!!!

  How many chauvanistic sexist pigs does it take to clean a toilet ????? None. Thats womans work !!!!  

Joke ...... A bit tasteless and un PC

Ray is Gay. He goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, ' Ray, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.' Ray is devastated. 'Doc, what can I do? Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head...

Should we have a St George day ??

In Australia we get Invasion day (aka) Australia day, Americans get Independance day and I am sure so many other countries get a day of in the sunny season for a bit of ol' patriotisim yet England dosn't ........ An extra bank holiday in the...

Easys survey stolen by frags stolen by me !!

1. Do you like blue cheese? No 2. Have you ever been drunk? Oh my goodlord yes !! 3. Do you own a gun? Not anymore 4. What flavor of Soda is your favorite? coke 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Nup ...

Daffy duck

Daffy duck on a dirty weekend calls reception and asks for a condom. The reception says, shall I put them on your bill? Daffy replies….. Don’t be thucking thupid, I’d thufficate  

A re-run

I saw this and just had to post it again ........ Funny as fuck !!!!!

Sara's survey

  Level 1 (x) Smoked A Cigarette /Yes (x) Smoked A Cigar/ Yes (x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex/ Yes...God men are awfull!! SO FAR: 3 Level 2 (x) Are / Been In Love/ Yes (x) dumped someone/ Yes (x) Shoplifted/...

Woooooo Hoooooo !!!!!

  I have just heard my moving date is going to be on the 27th, thats a week on Monday .... Wooooooo Hoooooooo !!! I am really looking forward to Bath ....... Lovily place ....... Heres a few stolen piccies of the town and surrounding countryside...

USB data pens .....

DAMN!!! I've lost my data pen with EVERYTHING on it. All my blogs, writing, stories, porn, jokes, half finished projects, EVERYTHING.......... Oh dear ..... I have to get my own pewter !!!!!!  

Did any of you guys get a private message ....

Hello!!! My name is miss Vera and i am a young beautiful girl with full of love and romantic lady, it is my great pleassure to contact you in having communication with you starting from today, please i wish you will have the desire with me so that...

JOKE - Little Johnny

The best 'Little Johnny' in a while... You can't beat a Johnny....   Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking. ...

Phats dream life !!!!!

Phats dream lifestyle 1: Fantasy   2: Realistic   Home: 1: A culture GSV, preferably the ‘sleeper service’ 2: A Dutch barge, able to move my house anywhere in the world Life partner: 1: Vivienne - A fun...

I will survive

To be read to Gloria Gaynor's I will survive >At first I was afraid, I was petrified, >when you said you had 10 inches, >Lord I almost died, >But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long'...

Ouch!!!!

      And my favorite !!!!!

April fools joke !!!!!

April fools joke !!!! A woman came into the farm today looking for a few chickens. I gladly showed her the ones we had available and she chose the Rhode Island Reds. One of the chooks was sitting on some eggs and she asked if she...