Sara's Stolen survey 2009

Yet another Stolen survey 2009 1. Have you had any relationships this year? Nup ...... 2. Have you had your birthday yet? No. 3. Cried yet? Nup. 4. Been on a diet? Nup. 5. Pulled an all nighter? not...

Animal porn

Animal Porn! Last week down on the farm I had a rather weird experience to say the least. Maybe it was all just in my head but it was weird none the less. The owner of the farm went out and boys being boys we got up to a bit of mischief....

Stolen Identity !!!!!

I have just recieved a letter from the Kingston Crown Court stateing that I have been caught speeding. Only one problem. I dont own a car! Apparently i do now and have been a naughty boy in it. I have to go to court today to sort it...

The state of the economy - Joke !!!!

Young Chuck moved to Wiltshire and bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck...

Joke !!!

Men hey !!!! A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's...

My views on religion ...... On the back of Lolas p

I think religion and god have nothing to do with each other really, religion is so egotistical and political and full of bullshit, that if there was a god, it would be saying 'youve got it all wrong' I also truely believe that religion should...

WARNING - VERY VERY CRUEL !!!!

This is very nasty ....... Be warned ......... This is why kids and dogs cant be left alone !!!!!!! I I i I i I i I i I i I i I I I I I V

Deilemmas of blogging ....... ARRRGGHHHHH !!!!

I get really frustraited with trying to express the right emotion on blogs as sometimes I have real trouble expressing things such as Sarcassam and humour .......... Punch lines are just not the same when you cant do accents and pauses ............

NFL try-outs !!!!!!! AMAIZING !!!!!

As an Australian fan of Rugby I always found NFL a bit slow and gay with all their helmets and protection ............ There is deffo a lot of skill involved though ...... CHECK THESE GUYS OUT ........ 

Another survey stolen from Hugh !!!!

Do you snore while you're sleeping? I have been told but I cant hear it ! How many pillows do you use? Varies. How do you sleep? Usually lying down although I have been asleep standing ....... It was a suprise when I woke...

Dream powers list !!!

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Dunno ? 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I am a vision of perfection 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Cant remember ...... there were 2 ...... 1 in primary used...

Another stolen list

Where were you born? Planet Earth, at least I think so, its all so hard with light speed and space continuim. What is the most recent movie you've seen? Does that include porn ? Been in a car accident? Several, some deliberate A Limo?...

On the back of riverskys questions .....

1. My ex.. Great 2. Maybe I should...Listen to my heart 3. I love... Life. 4. People would say that I'm... Eccentric & Chaotic. 5. I don't understand...Russian 6. When I wake up in the morning... I knock one out. ...

In war movies !!!!!!!

On the back of alexadrawers post about horrer flicks .......... Feel free to add more In war movies ....... You dont need to speak German to escape detection - A German accent will do 20 highly trained SS...

My mum always told me not to play with my food !!!

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