To be or not to be? What is it to be?

To be or not to be? That is the question First answer me one question before I answer yours What is it to be? What is not to be? How can we decide when we don’t know what it is to be in the first place? To be. Be what, be where,...

Questionire on sex !!!!

We all have differing tastes in the chosen sex when it comes to sex appeal, but there are the usual ones for us both. In men we nearly every last one of us, to a man, enjoy a good set of puppies, face, arse, and eyes. In women they...

Re-cycled but brilliant !!!!!!

AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard...

Penis joke !!!!!

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public...

V8 Ideas for the home !

  We have a show here in the UK called Top Gear and it is great fun basicly 3 guys being clowns in big boys toys ........ One segment of the show is finding a use for a V8 in your house. they have had; V8 food blender -...

Funny invite ......

If you remember the bloke a couple of months back who tried to pay for his credit card bill with a drawing of a spider, this is the same guy……. starts off with the below note which was posted through his apartment door……….followed by his reply to the...

Questions of faith ?????

  Hmmmmmmm ! As some of you who know me better, I have a lot of questions concerning faith and religion. On the scale of faith I am more agnostic leaning toward atheistic, as I believe that contempt prior to investigation is a sure road...

Getting to know you !!!!

This survey is fully re-cycled so is enviromentaly friendly ...... please feel free to copy & paste. Getting to know me? 1. What is your occupation right now? Recently un-employed ....... Dole bludger! ...

Euphoric re-call

Giggling un-controllably on the train! You know those moments in life where you might be on a packed train, or at work, and you have a euphoric re-call and you just crack up. People might look at you a tad strange, but you just can’t help...

Joke - Little Jane

Little Jane asks her mum if she can take her dog Sally for a walk, her mum replies “No sorry, Sally is in heat” Jane asks her mum “What’s in heat mummy?” Mum replies “Ummmmm can’t you see I’m busy right now, go and ask your father” Jane...

Joke

In Hyde Park in London there are 2 statues of a naked man and lady over looking foelornly at each other. One night an angel comes down from heaven and grants them a gift. The angel says to them “For all your service to London and its...

Do we really care ?

  Robins, Romans & toasters. The past few days, I have been whiling away a few hours in the garden. The weather was mild, the sky blue and the air crisp and with Robins bobbing about, beautiful. As everything was so perfect I had...

Ya gotts love Darwin !!!!!

Northern Pigeons, jet noise & Captain bloody Cook!   So after a rather eventful drive north we finally reach Darwin. Now Darwin is a remarkable town, that I call proper Australia. When we reached there the weather was at 38ºC at...

Am I happy ????

judging by what I read on these blogs here I wonder if anybody in this world is happy as everyone seems so damn miserable ...... what the fuck is going on in the world really? Think about it guys we live in free societies, no-one goes hungry,...