How can you face your problem, if your problem is your face?
Don't look at me like I'm weird because I like to fuck a warmed up watermelon. Move along and continue your grocery shopping.
"Does it depress you to know how alone you really are?" - Joker
"That's the problem with dark humour, it's like food. Not everybody gets it."
"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough" - Anne Frank
You know you're old when all the music you grew up with now plays on Gold FM.
I wouldn't class myself as anti feminist anymore . I just class myself as pro feminine.
Smoking cures ham.
"If Zen Riddles Were For Millenials." Born after 1980? You'll understand.
A young student nurse...
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