American queen ..... Hmmmmm !

  The Commonwealth of Earth. Most sane people in this world are happy with making their wife, kids, family and friends happy. A promotion at work, or even a partnership maybe with a new company car.Not me. I want more. I...

Survey !!!!

Just a little survey to see what we are all like !!!! 1] What do you put on your toast? Marmalade, Bovril or vegimite - Ohhhhhhh liquid cow 2] What is your favorite cereal? Un-toasted musli - Swiss style 3]Tea or...

Up the guts of OZ !!!!

Opals, kombi vans and camels.   Anyone who as traveled up through the centre of Australia will know that the scenery can be both stunning and spectacular, in pockets, if you know where to look, typically, it’s rather bleak. People...

Whats wrong with us men ???

What is it about us men hey? I don’t see many women getting a thrill from the sound of a V8 rumble by, or marvel at a 100 story building come crashing down to earth, and which of us men don’t get a thrill from the latest of Uncle Sam’s...

Damn Women !!!

  Girls, Quarter horses & Gravel rash! Why is it when we are alone practicing whatever it is we do in our playtime, do things seem to work out better for us men? We never seem to fall of, get lost, crash or...

What do you really want ???

  Cannonballs, Audrey Hepburn & Purpose!     To get myself into the festive season this year I tried something different, something totally unlike my usual good-self, I went to church. Now the church I went...

Tour of the Tate !!!! Joke!

  An american couple are on holiday in London when they go to the Tate to see an exibition. They are standing in front of of a painting of three naked black men with their arms around each other, except, the middle one had a white cock....

People who maon and whine all the time!

OH WOE IS ME !!!!! People who moan and complain how there lives are so dull and boring do my tits in, wearing their hearts on their sleeves crying out to the world seeking attention! I think the people who's only reason to come on...

Smile everyone !!!

Smile for you Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. When someone smiled at me today I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin. When he smiled I realized I’d passed it on to...

Where is Jesus ??????

Ok so we have all been told that Jesus preformed all kinds of miracles in his day if you can believe that. But the big question is. If he rose from the dead, that would make him immortal. So where is he? Another question [actually I...

New year paintballing !!!!!

Little sods, Ned Kelly & the Vicar! As we all know, Christmas can bring out the worst in some, what with all the excessive drinking and family members that just don’t get along, sitting side by side. We all get the fights from the...

Aussie ventriloquist ....

Aussie ventriloquist. An Aussie ventriloquist goes over to New Zealand and gets talking to a farmer. The farmer asks him 'So what do you do mate?' The Aussie replies 'I'm a vet, I can talk to animals' The Kiwi looks bemused and...

Wisdom, travels & what not to do !

Just to introduce myself .... Hmmmm I am a Aussie / Pommie who has traveled quite a bit and these are my ummmmm travel experiences and tads of wisdom ..... Well yeah ..... cheers

Combine harvesters & Experimental rocketry

Combine harvesters and experimental rocketry. Being unpopular with parents as a kid always baffled me, whom ever my mate at the time was, their parents seemed to think of me as a bad influence, right from the start. When I as...

Remember remember the 5th of November!

Remember, remember the 5th of November! Don’t you just love this country? Even after all the terrorist attacks of 7/7 the powers that be still allow teenage boys to purchase bombs and guided missiles once a year from your local corner...