V8 Ideas for the home !

  We have a show here in the UK called Top Gear and it is great fun basicly 3 guys being clowns in big boys toys ........ One segment of the show is finding a use for a V8 in your house. they have had; V8 food blender -...

Funny invite ......

If you remember the bloke a couple of months back who tried to pay for his credit card bill with a drawing of a spider, this is the same guy……. starts off with the below note which was posted through his apartment door……….followed by his reply to the...

Questions of faith ?????

  Hmmmmmmm ! As some of you who know me better, I have a lot of questions concerning faith and religion. On the scale of faith I am more agnostic leaning toward atheistic, as I believe that contempt prior to investigation is a sure road...

Getting to know you !!!!

This survey is fully re-cycled so is enviromentaly friendly ...... please feel free to copy & paste. Getting to know me? 1. What is your occupation right now? Recently un-employed ....... Dole bludger! ...

Euphoric re-call

Giggling un-controllably on the train! You know those moments in life where you might be on a packed train, or at work, and you have a euphoric re-call and you just crack up. People might look at you a tad strange, but you just can’t help...

Joke - Little Jane

Little Jane asks her mum if she can take her dog Sally for a walk, her mum replies “No sorry, Sally is in heat” Jane asks her mum “What’s in heat mummy?” Mum replies “Ummmmm can’t you see I’m busy right now, go and ask your father” Jane...

Joke

In Hyde Park in London there are 2 statues of a naked man and lady over looking foelornly at each other. One night an angel comes down from heaven and grants them a gift. The angel says to them “For all your service to London and its...

Do we really care ?

  Robins, Romans & toasters. The past few days, I have been whiling away a few hours in the garden. The weather was mild, the sky blue and the air crisp and with Robins bobbing about, beautiful. As everything was so perfect I had...

Ya gotts love Darwin !!!!!

Northern Pigeons, jet noise & Captain bloody Cook!   So after a rather eventful drive north we finally reach Darwin. Now Darwin is a remarkable town, that I call proper Australia. When we reached there the weather was at 38ºC at...

Am I happy ????

judging by what I read on these blogs here I wonder if anybody in this world is happy as everyone seems so damn miserable ...... what the fuck is going on in the world really? Think about it guys we live in free societies, no-one goes hungry,...

Butterflies questionaire ...... recycled

How many keys are on your keychain? four What curse word do you use the most? Most ...... regularly ..... My fave FFS. Do you own an iPod? Nup ..... got stolen. What time is your alarm clock set for? Not set :oD How...

Voted best aussie joke 2008

>> VOTED BEST AUSTRALIAN JOKE FOR 2008. >> >> >> >> >> A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian >> coast. >> >> He reports the event, searches...

Joke !!!!

JOKE!!!! Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a  break in their soon-to-be new store.  As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few  shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any...

I've just solved the Middle East crises ...... In

Phats’ manifesto – Middle East Crisis! As some of you might have read in my blogs, I have a manifesto, what it is that I would do if I ruled the world. You can see it in my blogs such as American queen! What is it with us men! And T-Rex pee!...

You know something ?????

  Peeing in the shower, Soldier crabs & Dogs of the deep! There are those times in life, that when I get hit, I never forget it. Like when I got hit by a car when I was 9. One minute I was flying down a hill when my chain snapped,...

FACTS !!!! ...... Well maybee?

Totaly un-researched facts & figures! • Did you know - that it has been estimated that there is enough phosphorous in the human body to make 220 matches • Did you know - that stroking a cat on a cold day produces electricity,...

I know chrissy is over but ........

Cathedrals, clocks and 7’5” Knights! As all of us should have seen, it’s the festive season. A time of feasting, presents and general good cheer. In our capitalist society it is generally a boom time, not so for some with all the lay...

T-Rex pee !!!!

Migration, T-Rex pee and Dams Well it looks like Australia has once again started its mass migration scheme, soon there will be another 100,000 or so British flying over to start a new life, and a good life it is. As-well as the...

Swim anyone ?????

Giant bats, little Eden & slashed tyres After a long parched yet eventful drive up the centre of Australia we were hoping for a dip in some nice refreshing waters and along came Mataranka hot springs at about 2 am where ...